I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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