Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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