So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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