I'm really into asian looking animals
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She's the barista slut.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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