She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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