2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
you had me at cake vodka
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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