I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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