do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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