Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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