Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I would ride that face into the sunset
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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