I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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