I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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