For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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