I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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