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  • 88 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:07am

    Ballin'

  • 83 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:06am

    Not funny. I give that a one.

  • 71 59
    Submitted by hellokitty69 on Jan 29, 10 at 11:12pm

    whatta puss he came in 15 seconds!!

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:30am

    Dude maybe you just cum when you sneeze during sex, that would seem reasonable to me

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:08pm

    Actually some people do have sneezing fits when they come; something to do with messed up nerve conduction... Similar cause as when apparently some dudes get off from getting their nose massaged... Lol (not kidding; true physiological effect)

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:17pm

    So I kinda had something like that happen to me haha.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:22am

    CUNTS!'

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:34am

    480 :D haha my phone goes thru Mesa lol

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:07am

    Hahahaha

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:09am

    10:29 chill the heck out!

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 29, 10 at 9:33am

    You mistaking the Snot for Cumm, in your hair....LOL

  • 56 50
    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:17am

    Hopefully this person was under 18...and so was the girl. Poor thing.

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:05am

    hahah lmao

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:29pm

    You dumbasses it's cum. CUM CUM. Like I just cummed. Not came or come. To come is to go somwhere. And came is went somewhere. It's cum. Cum. CUM. I CUMMED. Not I came. Like I cum all the time. Dumbass whores get it right. You hardly know about it yet you like it.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:02am

    10:29, chill the fuck out. You're wrong, anyways. Come is the correct spelling. Lazy fucks just shortened it to 'cum' and it stuck.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:55pm

    @5:02. ..... Definately cum dude, maybe it wasn't back in 1956 the last time u got laid, but cum is the correct spelling

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:43am

    2:55 Thanks but I don't think I'll take editing advice from someone that screws up a post on here of all places! And PS the correct term is "come" but to make it look more deviant and racy it got switched to "cum"

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:41am

    Haha to 10:29, pun.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:00am

    10:29 is a fucking dumbass

  • 72 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:50am

    In soviet Russia you cum in 8 seconds and get 16 for creativity.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by firstyzz on Dec 8, 10 at 6:13am

    Fail

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:13am

    He hot his fun though didn't he