Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
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we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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