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  • 99 59
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:05pm

    "warning, short fuse"?

  • 88 61
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:20pm

    ha sounds like my ex...

  • 85 64
    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Jun 29, 10 at 1:20pm

    "images in view are bigger than they appear"

  • 79 72
    Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 29, 10 at 1:40pm

    Warning... Only 99.9% effective when used properly..

  • 76 71
    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 29, 10 at 1:52pm

    "May result with children"

  • 73 65
    Submitted by schlock on Jun 29, 10 at 1:09pm

    Mushroom stamp.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by anonymus777 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:50pm

    Dirty 330

  • 75 78
    Submitted by baller168 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:53pm

    WARNING: PACKAGE CONTAINS LARGE PARTS

  • 72 78
    Submitted by ESFaithless on Jun 29, 10 at 6:10pm

    Ha ha, one from the good old 330.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 12:38am

    "may cause suffocation" "avoid eye contact"

  • 59 55
    Submitted by cpb168 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:52am

    "alchohol may increase these effects"?

  • 69 81
    Submitted by RayneKamikaze on Jun 29, 10 at 1:21pm

    Keep away from small children?

  • 67 81
    Submitted by whitie112 on Jun 29, 10 at 11:05pm

    Warning: dick can go from soft to hard in 2.2 seconds

  • 57 65
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 29, 10 at 3:21pm

    Yes rosamondmoonpie, even pretzles. Sorry about your luck.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:13pm

    I agree dawgs

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 1:15pm

    Even pretzels?

  • 57 73
    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 8:56am

    If it's perfect why a warning label?

  • 59 88
    Submitted by dawgs on Jun 29, 10 at 1:12pm

    What the hell were the mods thinking...?

  • 58 86
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jun 29, 10 at 1:04pm

    uhhh....?

  • 62 95
    Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Jun 29, 10 at 2:50pm

    Side effects include miniscule parasites that cause itching as well as sores that may become infected and leak yellow fluid. May also cause infertility.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 29, 10 at 1:08pm

    are you talking about Everclear??

  • 45 70
    Submitted by inker on Jun 30, 10 at 2:29am

    One size fits all...

  • 22 28
    Submitted by A5hl3y90 on Jun 26, 12 at 1:50pm

    Warning: choking hazard, contains small parts.