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  • Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 16, 12 at 3:49pm

    What's sad is this probably was a mass text...

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    Submitted by WhiskeyKid666 on Jan 16, 12 at 4:51pm

    Possibly the best text a guy could ever get in his life!

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    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 16, 12 at 2:45pm

    followed by continuous beeps and many tears. thank you maury.

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    Submitted by JamesBoyd on Jan 16, 12 at 3:17pm

    This calls for a celebration

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 16, 12 at 6:51pm

    Happy Not A Father's Day!

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 16, 12 at 6:57pm

      that's what I was gonna say.

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        Submitted by ojg15 on Jan 22, 12 at 11:54pm

        Cool story, bro.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 17, 12 at 9:32am

    And one guy she knew didn't get it.

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    Submitted by king_of_hearts on Jan 16, 12 at 4:59pm

    That's a welcomed important announcement... it's peace of mind, instead of a hurricane warning or something.

  • 45 41
    Submitted by HyperionSin on Jan 16, 12 at 4:42pm

    Mass text?

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 16, 12 at 3:48pm

    fucking bananas in pajamas took over all my favorite shows as a kid...hope they fall down those goddamn stairs

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    Submitted by ojg15 on Jan 22, 12 at 11:55pm

    Wrong number, mum.

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    Submitted by twisted14806 on Jan 17, 12 at 4:02pm

    Oh thank god

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    Submitted by temeriti on Jan 17, 12 at 11:04pm

    Skankalicious.

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    Submitted by meyer0351 on Jan 16, 12 at 3:09pm

    Fake.