I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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