dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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