how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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