so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize