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  • Submitted by zinger on Feb 15, 10 at 6:24pm

    While I agree this is true, I seriously hope that the girl isn't expecting anything meaningful considering the guy's blatant use of the word "tits."

  • Submitted by ohbarbie on Feb 15, 10 at 6:45pm

    haha, no believe me after this text i didn't text him back. im not a one night stand type of girl.

  • 83 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:53pm

    I'm with you 8:36. Dark hair and a sweet ass last a lifetime.

  • 87 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:19pm

    If you're willing to fuck, you're every guys type

    • 54 83
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 15, 10 at 11:55pm

      Not entirely true. You also have to have bathed in the last month, be taller than you are wide, and not have a beard like a Civil War general.

      • 45 76
        Submitted by polkadot on Feb 16, 10 at 6:14am

        Last month? You're brave.

  • 79 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:32pm

    Are you a blonde or a DIRTY blonde? But seriously, I can't stand big boobs. I had a girlfriend with double d's and I couldn't even hug her without bouncing back three feet. I like c's now. Lees head injury trips to the emergency room.

  • 85 79
    Submitted by SovietRussiaGirl on Feb 15, 10 at 6:12pm

    blondes always have fun but brunettes remember the night before

    • 52 67
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 15, 10 at 6:47pm

      Hah, speak for yourself. My blonde hair has a worse reputation than the rest of me does.

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:40pm

    What about brunette with big tits? Hit me up;D

  • 80 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:29pm

    Def not my type, especially if they just give it up

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:09pm

    eh well I'm a brunette with 32As but I don't seem to hav any trouble getting guys

  • 82 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:36pm

    Honestly blonde is my least favorite. And tits aren't too important, either

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:36pm

    Blondes are slutty and brunettes are sexy

    • 41 61
      Submitted by nevermind on Feb 16, 10 at 10:54am

      false, i know wayyy more slutty brunettes than blondes

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:02am

    11:55 You're mentally retarded. No one wants your dumb blonde ass.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:05pm

    Go brunnettes!!!

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:47am

    Brunettes are more hot!

  • 69 79
    Submitted by anonny on Feb 15, 10 at 10:24pm

    how bout them redheads

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:37am

    Grace???

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:36pm

    Soviet Russia guy is a real fucktard!!!

  • 46 39
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 5, 11 at 2:36am

    tits are ok i guess she just cant have pancake nipples!!!!!

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:15am

    @10:54: you aren't everyone

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:17pm

    I'll second that!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:51pm

    6:48 - I'd rather be a dirty blonde with no reputation than a blonde with a bad reputation.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:00pm

    Truth be told, I enjoy a nice pair of C's. I like that happy medium. I tried DDD's once. It's kind of like an M. Night Shyamalan flick. The previews look and sound great, but it ends in disappointment.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Apr 1, 10 at 9:04am

    Not true

  • 61 75
    Submitted by claraaaa on Feb 15, 10 at 10:33pm

    i'm so sick of the dumb blonde stereotype. i'm blonde, have big boobs, but i'm nineteen and already getting my bachelor's degree this year. so stfu.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:26pm

    8:36...How long have you been fucking dudes?

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:42pm

    Settle down 10:30 we wouldn't want your pretty little head to explode from over heating, but good luck with your online "university" degree. I'm sure you'll get a great job working with poles.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:18pm

    I'm not really into blondes but if she has big tits I'm game. Big tits are every guys' type.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:37pm

    Wow girl below me that's awsome your every Intelligent mans dream smart classy and has blonde hair and big tits The Re-Fucking-Revenger

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:12pm

    Yay! That's me. But I actaully have a personality.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:27pm

    i like the fact tht I'm a day walker Ginger with 34.d

  • 52 61
    Submitted by amjeel90 on Feb 15, 10 at 11:27pm

    lol 10:33 cant handle the truth, this shits funny because its true.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Noles55 on Mar 21, 11 at 8:53pm

    Amen bro

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:46pm

    no one says that

  • 52 65
    Submitted by QuietGuy on Feb 16, 10 at 10:13pm

    Liar.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:22pm

    In northern Texas, all the girls breasts are bigger!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:08pm

    Woot! Representing Florida!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:53am

    2:09, blue eyes too! And 9:02, I'm not retarted, I'm blonde, big difference. It's not my fault you have no sense of humor.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:54pm

    9:36 As a fellow brunette I totally agree!!

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:21pm

    Not if you're fat, 6:19

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:43pm

    Lol

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:20am

    I'm proud of my 34D titties. but I'm brunette :x

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:44am

    Not mine, at least not the blonde hair part

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:10pm

    Bucs suck!

  • 38 45
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 30, 10 at 9:50pm

    Whoops iPhone likes to autocorrect tits to toys .... Not entirely wrong just not what I was going for.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:17pm

    Gotta love Tampa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:17pm

    I love knowing that I am every guys type

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:24pm

    Def not an blacks type. They like obese greasy with fake hair. Oh and a cottage cheese ass other wise known as an apple bottom. Gross

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:01pm

    Blondes ftw.. Literally..

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:03pm

    Yay blonde DD's unite! I think we scare people with our massive boobs.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:47pm

    Blonde tits = dumbass

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:27pm

    Tru dat 7:18

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:24pm

    what about dirty blondes and big tits? ...does that count?

    • 48 69
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 15, 10 at 6:48pm

      You...are stupid. Second word in 'dirty blonde'

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:22am

    No not reaally every man

  • 45 65
    Submitted by theos182 on May 22, 10 at 12:31am

    Disagree

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Lap1992 on Feb 15, 10 at 6:18pm

    4th!!!!!!!!!!

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:59am

    36DD :)

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:25pm

    Gingers haha

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:33pm

    Blonde hair sucks!

  • 36 52
    Submitted by jd5293 on Dec 9, 11 at 2:03pm

    A truer statement has never been spoken

  • 38 56
    Submitted by hate1986 on Mar 7, 10 at 8:31pm

    i disagree give me a brunette anyday

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:55pm

    I love being the dumb blonde, I make people laugh so I don't find it that bad. Like how I never knew Washington D.C isn't actually in Washington state Lol

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:32pm

    *less

  • 36 54
    Submitted by aisforrangela on Sep 28, 10 at 12:33pm

    This makes me feel good about myself.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:19pm

    There's dudes with blonde hair and big tits...so make that just big tits and some VVVVVV

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:49am

    Ewwww GINGER!

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:19am

    I'm fairly certain that 5:59am is my cousin. Amy, if that's you, keep it in your pants! 18 is just a short 9 months away, ironically.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:58am

    5:59 you aren't jailbait in good ole Missouri. ;)

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Sep 7, 10 at 9:32pm

    Tampaaaaa!

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:03am

    I'm proud of my 36C's. FULL C's at that. Yeah I might not be 34" around but I'm working on it.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by thubler25 on Feb 18, 10 at 4:52pm

    this reminds me of me so much hahahah

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:08pm

    Teeeiiiz, man. That's tits. -dumb redneck

  • 34 58
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 30, 10 at 9:45pm

    I do okay and I'm a brunette. Hell maybe it's the big toys and the sassy attitude.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:50pm

    I <3 big boobies!

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:46am

    Fuck the gingers 661! Deej is cool though and I guess the girl that Jake danced with.

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:42pm

    Everyone is talking about blondes and brunettes... Truth is red heads are the bestt :) and I have a FULL 34 C

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:09am

    11:55 you're already funny so if you had big breasts you would be a dream come true.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by theotherguy on Oct 25, 10 at 1:50am

    Not this guy, I never cared for blondes. Brunettes or black hair, please.

  • 34 64
    Submitted by JayString on Jul 23, 10 at 2:52pm

    haha awesome\n\nso true

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:59am

    I'm 34dd and blonde 17, though. :/ jailbaittt.

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:17am

    true that if u got a big rack we want them

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:38pm

    True that son

  • 44 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:38pm

    Idk if this is a good time to be me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:52pm

    Everybody looks better blonde 