Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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