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  • 85 41
    Submitted by Yeep on May 21, 12 at 3:40pm

    I'd take pancakes over a hand job any day, pancakes just don't happen all the time.

  • 77 40
    Submitted by olderthanyou on May 21, 12 at 3:59pm

    Thanks mom, you are the best!!!!

  • 69 29
    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 21, 12 at 5:20pm

    Why do guys even want hand jobs? Just fucking do it yourself, or at least tell her to get her mouth down there too.

    • 23 32
      Submitted by cannabislecter on May 21, 12 at 9:10pm

      That's why you don't Get any. Genius.

      • 24 40
        Submitted by whoreable on May 22, 12 at 4:56am

        Ask and ye shall receive.\n\nDon't think were not thinking it, sometimes we just need a nudge.

  • 41 25
    Submitted by Phys on May 21, 12 at 5:50pm

    *for YOU only giving him a hand job last night.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 21, 12 at 6:53pm

    least its not blue waffles...

  • 38 36
    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on May 21, 12 at 9:34pm

    We don't, but we do like pancakes before hit the front from the back over the kitchen counter.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by pinkispretty on May 21, 12 at 5:25pm

    I really don't think guys like handjobs this much. Stop fronting!

  • 35 45
    Submitted by fml03 on May 21, 12 at 3:10pm

    That is the best friend. Also that was just an excuse to go to his house.

  • 25 35
    Submitted by goosetastic on May 21, 12 at 8:17pm

    well played, well played