Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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