I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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