You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
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I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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