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  • 111 25
    Submitted by ryaniscool on Aug 3, 11 at 7:34pm
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    That's ironic.

  • 67 28
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 3, 11 at 3:24pm
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    You blew Dave Coulier?

  • 63 33
    Submitted by withheld on Aug 3, 11 at 1:19pm
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    The movie ended and the lights came up while I was doing that! I just froze with my head in his lap while everyone filed past us. Awkward.

    • 33 33
      Submitted by snmrose03 on Aug 3, 11 at 1:33pm
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      ...at least your face wasn't seen. Haha!

  • 54 27
    Submitted by buddhaman99 on Aug 3, 11 at 9:51pm
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    I heard the new Smurfs movie was boring anyways.

  • 41 35
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 5, 11 at 12:06am
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    The people paid for a show, and they're damn well going to get one. You know, since captain "taint stain" America can't fucking do it.

  • 40 34
    Submitted by XxEmoBitchxX on Aug 4, 11 at 12:49pm
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    I have done that before except his mom was in the other row and we almost got caught lol fun timesss.

  • 35 27
    Submitted by LoneWolf54 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:11am
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    ...and then he whispered to the person in front of him, after hearing a sticky foot sound, "I just came".\n(Dave Cook)

  • 36 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 11 at 6:43pm
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    Utu

  • 34 29
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Aug 7, 11 at 7:16am
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    Awesome song reference!

  • 39 39
    Submitted by nunubeest on Aug 3, 11 at 3:32pm
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    this post made me listen to one hand in my pocket

  • 32 30
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 3, 11 at 4:36pm
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    Mom!!!