So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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