yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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