ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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