is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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