I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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