cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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