um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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