would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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