ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize