All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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