what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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