Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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