So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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