Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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