Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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