Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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