But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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