ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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