You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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