"it" just moved
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize