I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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