My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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